GEEZUS!

Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).

"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"

GEEZUS! by thatdude327 September 25, 2011

Geezus Christ 

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018

GEEZUS BALLZ

Definition: Good Grief

Geezus Ballz it's cold outside!!!

GEEZUS BALLZ by Frank & Cowpaddy October 3, 2016

Geesus 

Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity

Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus

Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017

Geesus 

The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.

Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016

geesus way 

Our Lord and Savior Geesus Way. God of all emos<3

(Also known as Gerard Way)

"Every night I pray to my Geesus Way"

geesus way by Im_so_emo_help_me March 16, 2017

Geesus 

Our lord and saviour geesus way the lead singer of my chemical romance , the perfect bean

geesus is our lord and saviour now bow down to him this is the holy emo church *yeets black parade jackets*

Geesus by That emo crack kid Brooklyn December 28, 2019