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Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009
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The be tweaked out if your god damn mind.
This shit's got me geeked!

Geezed in my pants 

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

geeked as fuck 

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them
Ooh yuh siis, I can tell you super geeked over him !
geeked by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019

geeked off the yipper

when someone is so geeked (high) off their mind, probably greening out
Josh: “Yo is Noah good?”

Liam: “Nah, he’s geeked off the yipper right now

Noah: “Yaaaaa”
first of all, you can get geeked up from many differnt drugs including; meth, cocaine, ecstasy.
the feeling of being geeked up includes; talking rapidly, talking an excessive amount, not feeling the need for food or sleep. usually your senses are stronger, and your heart beats faster. some people may shake, get hot, sweat etc.
here's something most people don't think about when they get geeked up. geek drugs like cocaine, ice, etc. have come downs which is when the drug starts to wear off.
this feeling can make some people want to commit suicide, cry, and sometimes just break down.
if you are suicidal it's not in your best intrest to mess with any sort of drug, besides weed.
the time period that you are geeked up, depends on the drug, meth can last up to about 2 days.
cocaine lasts around 45 minutes.
ecstasy usually lasts anywhere from 3-6 hours. but i have experienced ex pills that last over 12.
before anyone tries any serious drug like all of these, they should seriously make sure they are going to be able, to make sure every time they do these drugs, they see the fine line between want and need. these drugs are very addictive, and can ruin your life, but if you have a hold on them they can be very pleasureable and fun.
Stacy told me she got geeked up last night from cocaine.

Ben lost 15lbs in one week from being geeked up.