Garglesnarf 

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.

"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."

Garglesnarf by garglesnarf October 15, 2009

Garget 

The slimy, thick, mucusy stuff left over in your throat and mouth after eating large amounts of chocolate, sweet, or very rich foods.

Sharon: "I ate that whole chocolate bar and now I have a shitload of garget".

Garget by poopplease September 6, 2010

Gargee 

She is the best girl you can ever find. She will love you and always be there for you. She will always help a friend out. She is the cutest girl you can ever look for. A wifey material and a happy soul.

Hey, look someone needs a gargee for a smile?

Yes, a gargee can cheer anyone up

Gargee by yoursbunny November 24, 2021

gargending 

Gargending is the horrific act of slashing someone's throat and then inserting your penis through the wound and fucking the victim.

You speak to me like that once again and it will be gargending for you tonight.

gargending by Flammable Kid November 6, 2011

Gariese 

A person that may be weird on the outside
But is one of the most careful people you will meet. And there very smart..

His name is Gariese and you know what they saw about them.

Gariese by Riese August 30, 2021

gauges 

Incorrect slang used to desribe stretched ear piercings.

Guage refers to the size of the jewelry not the stretched ear itself.

slang using person who knows no better: "woah your ear gauges are rad."

gauges by superbatmangoth February 28, 2009

gorgessence 

An adjective used to describe a woman so beautiful, on the outside and the inside, as to defy any meaningful description in conventional language.

Cara is the most amazing looking woman in the history of estrogen. She is gorgessence and every straight man, lesbian, bi-sexual and the occasional extraterrestrial cannot stop staring at her.

gorgessence by valente-lover December 2, 2017