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Gardiner 

A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.
Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.

Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.

Gardiner 

A really cool guy he smokes the most weed ever. Closed off but is loyal to his friends.
Dude that guy is such a Gardiner
Gardiner by Dude_stop October 16, 2018

Gardiner 

Usually has the distinct smell of pot smoke, weed is plentiful and cheep, a gathering place of whores, a holding space for people lacking points in the IQ department, people either dressing as an Emo Child or an American Eagle prep, super center of child obesity which isn't Macdonald's.
Dude this sucks, I live in a Gardiner town.
Gardiner by im_from_gardiner January 6, 2009

Gardeners Cat 

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.
"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."
Gardeners Cat by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

Gardeners Cat 

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.
"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"
Gardeners Cat by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

leo gardiner 

did you hear about leo gardiner? he touches 5 year old girls!