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the gandalf smoke 

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro
the gandalf smoke by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

so not Gandalf 

with the high appreciation for something being described as "pretty wizard" an apparent lack of negative expression for it is taken to a large extent

with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of
"she left him at the alter for the best man who was his brother" "Dude, that is so not Gandalf.."
so not Gandalf by Sidl3y August 20, 2011

shroomy gandorf

1. A shroomy gandorf is a small rodent animal that when your "jacked up" on something you chase around and yell out 'the hunt the hunt!!!'
2. Another word addicts use to make one laugh.
Drugee 1: Hey, hey, hey.....SHROOMY GANDORF!!!!
Drugee 2: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah(cough cough)
Drugee 3: Did you ever notice that like fingers dont.....fing?
shroomy gandorf by Lookie January 26, 2006

Sandy Gandalf 

Sanday Gandalf is the term given to an exceptionally stubbly vagina. This may hurt or even cause rash if touched for too long.
"I was going down on her for about half an hour last night, it really hurt my face."

"Dude, Sandy Gandalf, not cool!"
Sandy Gandalf by Flock o' Choco November 12, 2011

Sloppy Gandalf 

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
Sloppy Gandalf by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

Small Gandalf 

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho
Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”
Small Gandalf by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022