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Term to describe something incredibly cool.

Useful in situations where the term "fu*king cool" would be deemed inappropriate and/or where cool just won't hit it.

Add as extra dimension to the term "fu*king cool" because you are doubling up on the cool. There few things cooler than funky.

Best used as an adverb.
- This is funking cool

- You funking rock

- This is funking insane
Funking by matthaisz October 10, 2010
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My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!
Funking by prudencebubbletoes June 28, 2009

Frunking 

To purposefully cause a commotion or scene in a public area by adding cargo to the frunk (front trunk) on a Tesla automobile.
Elon enjoyed some frunking at the local liquor store by adding bottles of vodka to the frunk of his Tesla Model 3.
Frunking by AmandaW1972 June 5, 2018
A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!
funking by Marjaan. May 2, 2008

felunking 

The act and/or expression of dipping one's genital sac (scrotum) into a gelatinous substance such as mayonnaise, pudding, wet jello, or bacon ranch dip.
Little Bobby was scolded for felunking in his mother's bowl of tapioca pudding. His testicles, however, were merely soggy.
felunking by SupraDupra November 8, 2008
1. Making things your way.
2. Stank up.
3. Dancing in a cool, funky, retarded, or unique way.

Oh yeah, funkin' counts to.
1. Mario Bros. is interesting. Once I make up a funking story about them and post it on whatever site accepts it, everybody will be addicted to it!
2. When Zelda dropped an nuclear silent but deadly fart, Link smelled it and said " You are funking up our heaven baby!"
3. Funky Kong was dancing on the dance floor. "Damn! this man if funkin' up the dance floor!" Yelled Daisy.
Funking by Boorish Urban Chief April 18, 2013

Flunking 

Most commonly known as 'Pencil Flunking'
The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
'How was the party last night?'

'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'

'Nice man.'
Flunking by Freedale18 October 9, 2011