Fruitbat 

A really dutty and bitty person

“She’s a right fruitbat she is”

Fruitbat by Sloths4lyfe November 27, 2017

fruitbat 

Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.

You are walking down the street and you see some guys hitting fruit with a bat. You would say "They are playing Fruitbat, i'd better stay away from them"......

fruitbat by Max Haggard May 16, 2007

FruitBat 

when you dip your wagger in poopie and slap it on your birds cheek so it streaks across her cheek also see wombat

go on babay slap that shit stick across my face

FruitBat by graz and didz November 27, 2003

fruitbat 

A churchgoing girl/woman who enjoys the company of particularly effeminate and flamboyant closeted-gay Christian men but don't realize said men are probably gay (as bats are blind).

"Dude are Jess and Gina for real not a little sus of all the vibes those guys from their 'prayer group' give off?"

"Yeah deadass I hear Mellwood Methodist is a CAVE of fruitbats."

fruitbat by meowcake June 21, 2021

fruitbat 

A gay person who is crazy. Someone who obviously has a few screws loose based on the way they dress, extreme makeup or fashion choices. You might see one being interviewed on the TV news and think to yourself “that is one crazy motherfucker.”

Did you see that 7 foot tall black guy being interviewed on TV? Dude was wearing silver rollerskates, rainbow hair extensions, pink eyeshadow and talon fingernails? Man what a fruitbat. I couldn’t even listen to what he was saying to the reporter because his outfit was so weird, you know?

fruitbat by Hitchhiker42 January 26, 2023

Albino fruitbat 

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat

It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps

Albino fruitbat by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Hung like a fruit bat 

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

Hung like a fruit bat by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011