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Frosted Dog 

During homosexual coitus between men, a position that consists of one man ejaculating onto the other’s phallus with the intention that the latter will insert the “Frosted” penis into the anus of his partner.
Man 1: “Hey, I’m feeling extra kinky tonight…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”
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Frosted Lemonade 

during intercourse, whenever the male urinates and then ejaculates into his partner’s cavity and then sips the mixture out with a straw
person 1: did you hear that bryson had a weird thing for giving the ladies frosted lemonades?
Frosted Lemonade by fuqshi69 March 10, 2022

frosted butts

The only acceptable combo-breaker to use when someone is trying to count to 10 on a message/imageboard.
Poster #1: 1

Poster #1: 2

Poster #1: 3

Poster #1: 4

Poster #2: Frosted Butts.

Poster #1: FUCK
frosted butts by frosted butt August 26, 2007

Frosted Giraffe 

A. When two men are engaging in sexual things and Male A cums onto Male B's peen. Then Male B proceeds to enter his peen into Male A's butt.

B. An animal cracker with frosting on it. :)
"Hey man, what'd you do last night?"

"I gave that guy over there a frosted giraffe!"

"...bye."
Frosted Giraffe by aybeezy January 12, 2009

frosted lawn 

The act of ejaculating on the pubic hairs of another person
When Tom was about ready to ejaculate, he pulled out and gave Samantha a frosted lawn.

Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish 

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish
1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.