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Lantch freely 

To get away from the whims of THE MAN.

Buck the wrongful authority.
Officer, please lantch freely and un cuff us. Your superiors are corrupt, their mission vile. Do the right thing, sir
Lantch freely by Flankie Floo December 30, 2020

Hey everybody I.P Freely!

A scene in the show simpsons where bart prank calls moe and says I'm looking for a guy with the first initials IP last name freely
Hey I wanna talk to guy with the first name I.P and last name freely

Hey everybody I.P Freely!

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

freeyrsd 

an offensive term used against those who hate freedom
"You're such a freeyrsd hater!"
freeyrsd by aria_j January 11, 2022

Mark feely 

A nonce that’s on tiktok who like little waines and he’s really fucking creepy
Have you seen that mark feely he’s a total nonce
Mark feely by Mark the nonce April 16, 2020

Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012