when you are taking such a long and jurassic shit, that as the grizzled log falls into the hole of the toitey, it is cut off and falls backward grazing one's nutbag in the process. clean up or rinsing is optional.
A person that automatically flicks on every light they pass while walking into the office, regardless of the proximity of his or her desk to the light in question.
"I prefer to work with the lights off because the ambient light is sufficient, but a flicker just walked by and turned all the lights on, despite the fact that his office is two floors up and these lights have no effect on him."