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Ark survival of the fittest 

Joe: hey want to play ark survival of the fittest
Jim: what

Survival of the fittest 

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.
Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

fittesnig 

A fittesnig is a person that rape womman when they are dead or unconscious, He does this by sneaking his peen (pipi) in her vagina.
You are a fucking fittesnig

Norwegian: Jævla fittesnig
fittesnig by Fittesnigen sjølv October 22, 2019

fittetryne 

means cuntface in norwegian, has the same meaning as fuckface in english.
For et jævla fittetryne du er!
fittetryne by dcruze February 22, 2008

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North
My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

fattestnut 

Fattestnut has the best memes I've seen on Instagram.
fattestnut by Fattestnut's Sponsor November 2, 2019