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Slang for 'Fine-ish', usually used ironically to describe something very fine
Johans sister is pretty finnish
finnish by Marc a.k.a T.I.M.S. November 15, 2004
"Yeah dude and I finnished on her face"
"bro it's finished"
"Oh alright, I finished on her face last night"
Finnish by p3eb0 April 20, 2021

Finnish Line 

The finnish line marks the point at which all the alcohol in a household has been drunk and everyone is smashed. "Crossing the finnish line" refers to the act of drinking all that's left in a house through mass partying and drinking games.

The people of Finland (the finnish) are known for being able to hold their liquor and for their mad partying skills. The finnish set the bar high when it comes to hardcore drinking, so reaching the finnish line is truly a badge of honor, particularly if it happens as a result of winning many games of beirut or beer pong in a row.
"After winning seven games of 10-cup beirut in a row, the finnish line was in sight for Mark and Janet. When they won their final game and all the beer was gone, they stepped across the finnish line and had the best drunk sex ever."

"Guy #1: How was the party at Stubby's last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was amazing, we hit the finnish line.
Guy #1: Woah, how much did you start with?
Guy #2: Let's just say that hockey players from Helsinki would have been jealous.
Guy #1: That's fucked up."
Finnish Line by mgeyer2006 May 11, 2006

Finnish card-swipe 

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

Finnish hammer 

#1 : a frozen mackerel

#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone
"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"

"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
Finnish hammer by MikeXse April 2, 2015

Finnish Headbutt 

Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area
I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.