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finger puppet 

A young women who dresses very scantly. She is easily influenced by popular trends and often promiscuous sexually.
Usually between the ages of 13-17. Always immature.
This phrase orginated in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It is a local pharse as of 2006.
"This girl I met over the internet is a finger puppet"
"Wow, whats with all the finger puppets at this party?"
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Rusty Finger Puppet 

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

Finger Puppet 

Referring to a girl, a finger puppet is a wordtrick/word who refuses sex, and instead opts to recive manual pleasure at the expense of her partner.
1) That bitch wouldn't let me hit it. She wouldn't even suck me off. She's nothing but a finger puppet.
Finger Puppet by Jesse Warren July 13, 2003

shady finger puppet 

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.
"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"
shady finger puppet by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Finger Puppet 

The act of sticking your finger in a girls vagina or butthole and using her as a finger puppet.
I would love to turn her into my finger puppet.

finger puppet 

a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.
grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.
finger puppet by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Finger Puppet 

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
Finger Puppet by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003