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Financially impotent 

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.
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Financially Raped 

Paying for healthcare in the United States
Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"
Financially Raped by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

financially strapped 

Money is tight; stretching a dollar; making a dollar out of a dime; high debt and low income
Realizing we have been financially strapped for over a year now, we will have to scale down this year's summer vacation.

financially embarrassed 

Hey, Sam you gonna join us at the bar after work? No, man I'm financially embarrassed till payday.

Financially Gay 

When 2 males/females make the executive decision to pool their incomes together in an attempt to fuck the traditional financial system of heterogeneous relationships (male and female)

Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.
Bro, that yacht looks sick. We should go financially gay and buy the motherfucker!

Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.
Financially Gay by mrhappytimes August 25, 2017

Financially stable 

Something we wished we all could be, but sadly unless you’re Bill Gates or the Walton's you cannot call yourself financially stable.
Ha that woman is looking for a financially stable guy, what an oxymoron considering so many people are 1-2 paychecks away from being broke.
Financially stable by Ditch Digger December 26, 2007

financuality

The combination of words financial and sexuality meaning the status of ones own personal money holdings at a specific time.
EXAMPLE #1
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar?
Bro2: Fuck yeah, I feel quite comfortable with my finacuality right now, lets go get fucked up I'm buying.

EXAMPLE #2
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar .
Bro2: I can't tonight.
Bro1: What the fuck? It's fucking ladies night tonight, don't be such a fuckin house homo.
Bro2: I'm uncomfortable with my financuality right now, we can go after I get paid.
financuality by Boogielogics June 14, 2009