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a mean old man, that is perverted an rude. he has a very fucked up grading algorithm and no one likes him. retire please from towanda area school district.
person 1; damn it farley gave me a 50 on the test, but I had all the right answers?!
person 2; oh yeah, thats farley
farley by fuckthisbullshit009 June 15, 2018
A name typically used for a redhead britishman. A Farley is best know for his enormous genitalia. Farley is a person who is able to get all the pussy he likes and will easily steel your girl with just a wink. Farley is guy who automatically is going to have the best life, he’s the type of person you want in your life, he has the charm of a greek god and makes everyone jealous.
I can’t believe it, this is the fifth time that Farley has stolen my girlfriend from me, I can’t stand him. He is pretty cute though, of course I am going to let him have my girls pussy.
Farley by FallenCement January 30, 2020
A drink mixed with jar farts.
Guy 1: i would likea farley please.
Guy 2: coming right up
Farley by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

FARLEY LIKE

able to consume huge amounts of alcohol with no discernible effect
By consuming an entire bottle of vodka his performance in the bar was truly farley like
FARLEY LIKE by BUBBA July 8, 2004

Farley Hat 

The dirtiest of all polish insults. Used to describe someone dirty or extremely weird looking.
What's that farley hat doing in my yard!?
That kid there is one dirty farley hat.
Farley Hat by Omegle1000 January 4, 2010

farley dollar 

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation
His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.
farley dollar by Mik C August 27, 2003