British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz
Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"
A person who greatly enjoys reading about or watching the fictional characterHannibal Lecter, created by Thomas Harris. This enjoyment often borders on obsession. Fannibals can be found lurking in the dark recesses of the internet and are intensely devoted to the books by Harris, the movies, or the new television series.
Haley is such a Fannibal that she has an entire tumblr devoted to the Brian Fuller "Hannibal" series.