British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."
A term that entails all types of generic dance and technomusic.
1: Hey, how were the tunes in that club?
2: Ah it was allright, was mostly oonch music though.
1: Oonch music?
2: Yeah, the whole night, oonch oonch oonch oonch, got a bit repetitive.
Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.
Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks reallymake the outfit. "Congratulations!"