Oonch

A person who makes bad decisions

Hey!
Why'd you throw my backpack 10 feet in the air, you Oonch?

by Ilbe December 16, 2011

Oonch Fancier

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.

"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

oonch music

A term that entails all types of generic dance and techno music.

1: Hey, how were the tunes in that club?
2: Ah it was allright, was mostly oonch music though.
1: Oonch music?
2: Yeah, the whole night, oonch oonch oonch oonch, got a bit repetitive.

by McFadden February 28, 2008

Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha

Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.

Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Ooch

A synonym for the word 'true'.
It derives from the pig latin word of 'true'.

uetray > uetrah > uet > ooch.

Jordon: Wanna go have a slap?
Hai: Nah brah, blew it all last night.
Jordon: Don't worry we'll win it all back tonight. Ooch?
Hai: Such ooch.

by patchlife March 30, 2015

Ooching

sudden forward body movement, stopped abruptly; used to gain momentum.

While sailing in the small boat one-design fleet, no ooching will be allowed on the race course.

by Rigo34 November 7, 2006

Oooch

A combination of Oof and ouch. It transends all languages and can be used in any situation. Ooochers are intellectuals.

Person 1: *drops phone*
Person 2: "Oooch"

by OoochMaster69 October 29, 2018