Oonch

A person who makes bad decisions

Hey!
Why'd you throw my backpack 10 feet in the air, you Oonch?

by Ilbe December 13, 2011

Oonch Fancier

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.

"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

oonch music

A term that entails all types of generic dance and techno music.

1: Hey, how were the tunes in that club?
2: Ah it was allright, was mostly oonch music though.
1: Oonch music?
2: Yeah, the whole night, oonch oonch oonch oonch, got a bit repetitive.

by McFadden February 28, 2008

Oonched

To troll someone in Minecraft.

My friend threw my diamonds in lava because I oonched him.

by Raging Flame February 24, 2019