Get Fukt Idiot

To get fukt idiot.

Guy 1: Damn I accidently stepped on a mushroom!
Guy 2: *whispers in his ear* Get Fukt Idiot.

Get Fukt Idiot by Punkmax August 14, 2017

go'n git... fukt

Created back in the day, by the wasted fucks, JD & Doddy. Simplified (drunk) version of "go and get fucked!"

Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.

Minger#1: hey JD, wanna get a drink?
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*

SUCCESS!

go'n git... fukt by JD February 1, 2005

ass-fukt 

1. Past tense of an anal sex encounter.
2. Painfully wronged by the opposite sex.
3. Unfairly crossed.

1. Cindy is a sexual freak, so I ass-fukt her.

2. She took everything! I really got ass-fukt!

ass-fukt by DWR01 January 29, 2009

fuktitish 

The act of habitually using spoken words with the intent to insult, be hurtful, or denegrade the other person. Usually done between friends or known acquaintances.

I don't know why we continue to hang around him. He is always fuktitish. Especially when he's drinking.

fuktitish by The Garage March 18, 2021

fuktard 

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011

fuktard 

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005

Fuktonium 

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.

beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM

Fuktonium by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020