Fuktup

A way to express how fucked up you are in a manner that is as fucked up as you are. Fuktup being more percussive resembles the lazy-tongued hard-syllabled speech a drunk person would have. To you, a drunk person is fucked up. To him, "I'm fuggin fuktup!".

630:Hey man. How's that party?

217:I'M SOOOOOOOO FUKTUP!

630:I'll be there in 10.

by Blender Fuck February 22, 2011

Fucktupled

Multipled by a fucken shitload

"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size

by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fucktuple

when you have to do something a multitude of times
like tying your shoes

you can double knot them, triple knot them, quadrouple knot them, fucktuple knot them. whatever

by debit.servus April 20, 2008

fuctuplets

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

by ratscabies February 2, 2009

fucktuple

Beyond infinite multiplication; absolute.

I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time I even finished the sentence it would already have like fucktupled in size

by FL4ym3Burn September 12, 2018

fukitup

Throwing all caution and expectations to the wind and going at something with wild abandon to the end no matter what happens.

You ready to do this? Let’s fukitup!

by Dmuze December 3, 2018

fucktup

Totally screwed up! Because your life is a mess and you are lost in your mind. Or something that is fucktup, a machine or your oldish car that doesn't work properly.

His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucktup!

I'm fucktup

My car is fucktup, neva mind

by kahanui August 13, 2007