FIR

FIR: A fascist in reality. Usually identified by a person who refers to fellow Republicans as "RINOs" because they have not gone so far to the right as the FIR thinks they should.

They started calling everyone RINOs because they thought they could work with Democrats to make the country better. What a FIR!

FIR by Lionel Hutz Esq. July 8, 2021

Fir

Somebody named Fir is usually really tall (Like a Fir tree) for no reason and has more trauma than a woman in the 1700's. They also have a habit of reading fanfiction often enough that the first thing that they're friends ask when they see them on their phone is "What fanfic are you reading now?" Somebody named Fir is usually a sweet person and probably LGBTQIA+. When you get to know them, something you immediately learn is that they hide a lot of trauma that should probably be evaluated. Otherwise they're an awesome person to be around

"Fir is awesome-"

*Three weeks later*

"Oh Sweet Jesus Christ- HOW DID YOU TELL ME THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE-"

Fir by Alexanderleftthechat June 8, 2025

fir' 

1. someone who's realy good looking
2. a looker but better

girl1: OMG did you see the guy who just came in?
girl2: Yeaaaah, he's looking fir' as dat 1 thang
girl1: You can say that again!

fir' by millz322 June 23, 2007

Fir Realz

The thing you say when someone tells you a shocking secret.

The other day, my friend told me a secret...and had me going like, fir Realz?

Fir Realz by Vendetta808 October 29, 2020

Fir Wahi

Short for "fir wahi sax sux ki baten" lit. "Again the same talk of sex". Used frequently by Indian reddit users to express frustration over posts or comments being intentionally or unintentionally sexual in any manner.

Post: my forearm roller came packaged like a dildo
Comment : fir wahi

Reply_1 : sax sux

Reply_2 : ki baten

Fir Wahi by I_Dont_Like_pussy January 3, 2025

Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

Pet the Fir by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016

Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

Pet the Fir by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016