The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.
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As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.
As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.
Colleen: I've been shitting myself a lot lately, should I be worried?
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!
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The state of being so excited that, you foget to use the letter "C" or when your smartphone autocorrects you.
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Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
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“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”
Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom
Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!
The Mom Exit.
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