erectomizer 

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

erectomizer by bt February 28, 2003

penile erectionism 

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

penile erectionism by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

penile erectionism 

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

penile erectionism by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

erectionist 

A person, probably someone who was assigned male at birth, who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

“The Erectionist proudly displayed horned hat atop the Speaker’s podium.”

erectionist by jdiddy-yo May 21, 2024

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/) by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025