Eoin 

Man with large penis. Destroyer of worlds. King of kings.

Girl: Eoin’s ass is so phat I want a squeeze

Girl 2: Aye same

Eoin by Toe Mater September 7, 2020

Eoin 

Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.

"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."

"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"

Eoin by El capitan January 22, 2005

Eoin 

Eoin is a cool guy and is good at climbing. He is caring and kind and has great hair. He is an amazing footballer and usually a defender. He is talented and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee- oin. He has blonde hair and green eyes and can run faster than than a cheatah

Person 1:Damm bruh Eoin just kicked jimmy off that bridge
Person 2: Probs called him ee-oin again

Eoin by Supmyman123 December 1, 2019

Eoin 

Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")

damn you're looking fine Eoin

Eoin by NotEoin January 12, 2021

Eoin 

Fine ass looking gay boy, who pulls all these sexy fuckin’ bitchez

Damn he looks like an Eoin

Eoin by bigdic9inch March 9, 2020

Eoin 

a really unfortunate spelling of “Owen”

who’s Eoin..?? Ohhh you mean Owen?

Eoin by soccerchicgia February 10, 2019

eoin 

eoin is a really REALLY stupid boy, he has a small penis and can’t get any girls, he’s kinda looks like the bfg in a way and he gets friendzoned every time he talks to a girl so mostly he just decides to go gay...if you know what i mean

eoin got friendzoned AGAIN

eoin by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 26, 2020