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Paperhanding FDs because you’re scared
“Man I sold those calls for a loss and it ripped! Fuck me

“Man you NEVER should Durbin”
Durbin by Coldham21 March 18, 2022
A little boy who loves hot tubs, his shitty Tacoma and will almost certainly get dragged out of a bar after having too many rum and Cokes.
That guy is being a real durbin right now.

Look at that man, he's durbining everyone
Durbin by calebcabinets October 18, 2023
A guy who watches his wife get smashed by several hung gentlemen. Durbins will sit in the corner and help himself out. Once the other gentlemen are complete, he will clean them off.

He also works part time while on FMLA
I was being a Durbin while Jamal, Daquerius, and Trevonte were airlocking my wife. They needed a lot of cleaning, so much nut.
Durbin by DickOzzinginya July 18, 2024

Durbin It Up 

To make shit more complicated than it needs to be.
"That's not the way it works. Why you always gotta Durbin it up?
Durbin It Up by Bushidokop September 2, 2017

Darin Durbin 

The methed out wimpy guy who sleeps with your girl while you are away.
Man dude, that guy's pulling a Darin Durbin on me. If I ever get a hold of him I'll rip him up.
Darin Durbin by BooglyWoogly July 20, 2020

Dickie Durbin 

Dickie Durbin.

1) An untrustworthy US Senator from Illinois.

2) An untrustworthy condom
I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”