Doing A Ben. 

When one individual gives you a specific time frame but then proceeds to deviate drastically whilst simultaneously keeping everyone else waiting.

For example:

A: Where is he, he said he would be here in 5 minutes, 4 hours ago.
B: Don't worry about it. He's just doing a Ben.

Doing A Ben. by Bigupreslife August 27, 2020

Doing a Ben Ely 

This is when you put your hands in both of your jacket pockets nd cross them over your groin area!

Hugh: " look at him!"
Tom : " why?!?"
Hugh : " hes doing a ben ely"

Doing a Ben Ely by Person48 May 10, 2009

Doing a Benji 

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.

Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.

Doing a Benji by Icknamesj August 25, 2013

Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.

Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon

Doing a Beneke by noodow4ever May 29, 2015

Doing a bennion 

Having a shit in your hand and then having a wank with it.

Mate......why have are you doing a bennion that's dirty

Doing a bennion by Tucker89 August 6, 2022

Doing a Chris Benoit 

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.

Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?

Doing a Chris Benoit by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018