Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Boats Docked 

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.

1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
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Boats Docked by Scalzbro October 12, 2011

Dry Docked 

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

Dry Docked by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Dry Docked 

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

Dry Docked by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011

Self-docked 

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

Self-docked by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

Space Docked 

When a man is fucking a girl either in the vagina, or in the anus, and tears through the skin separating the two. His penis is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. Space docking can be accomplished either by entering the vagina, tearing through and exiting the anus. Or by entering the anus, tearing through, and exiting the vagina.

Guy1: Damn man, last night Suzy and I were fucking and she was laying on her stomach, and I was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, fucking her in the ass. And I fuckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know I pushed out of her fucking vagina!

Guy2: Either you have fucking Cheshire cat dick, or you space docked the shit out of her! Her pussy is gonna need some serious stitches. Sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. Have fun with your blue balls.

Guy1: Hey man. Whoa. Her pussy is busted. Not her mouth.

Space Docked by Harzz June 5, 2012

get my tail docked 

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

get my tail docked by ducksRpeople2 August 22, 2011