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Dusty Divet
A massive crater that was a result of a meteor hitting Dusty Depot on April 30 in the game Fortnite. Within in is a lab surrounding the meteorite and many crystals called 'Hop Rocks' that give players the temporary ability to jump very high and take no fall damage as a result.
Dusty Divet by NydriAyo June 5, 2018
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Dudsbury Divet
The Dudsbury Devot is a sexual manoeuvre often achieved in hotel rooms on a golfing trip. The man who founded this manoeuvre is Jamie, where his partner Cuckoise was bent over in doggy style position. Jamie took his 9 iron and got so steep on Cuckoise’s arse that she fired her dirty ronnie all over the hotel room, covering the club face in shite. That right there is the Dudsbury divet.
Hotel Maid: Oh my god! What is all that ronnie doing up the walls and on the ceiling? And why is there a Callaway Apex MB 9 iron covered in shit?
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
Dudsbury Divet by WillyHunterTrapstar69 May 12, 2024
The Smith Zhou Diet
A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.
I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.
The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020
Diet-inspired diabetes
When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016