When a guy bumps a taxi and jumps over a wall with a 6 foot drop the other side, breaks his ankle then shits on the bank due to shock this can be prevented by paying the taxi driver or keeping the but plug in
When you wipe a booger on someone without them knowing it, that's called a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."
Did you see New York Jet's quarterback Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on back-up quarterback Mark Brunell during the AFC Conference Game? That's what I call a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."
Guy 1: Last night i did a Dirty Marko with this chick!
Guy 2: I thought it was called chocolate milk Guy 1: Chocolate milk is with normal poo, this one is with diarrhea