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Dick Cheese 

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone
Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch
Dick Cheese by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

dick cheese 

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma
wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

Dick Cheese 

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese
Dick Cheese by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

dick cheese 

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
dick cheese by RussNyc September 9, 2006

Dick Cheese 

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese