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Purple Dick Shift 

Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.
"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."

"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"

"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."

shift dick 

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

Shift dick 

When you get some dick while you’re at work.
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

dick shaft 

Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.
dick shaft by Razor July 7, 2003

Dick shifter 

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.
That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter
Dick shifter by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

dick shaft 

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel
dick shaft by daniel August 25, 2003

Dick Shifty 

A guy thats always grabbing, tugging, adjusting, shaking, rubbing, scratching,or jerking his package while he standing around jacking his jaws with his pants on.
Notice how that fucking Talkin Steve's always pulling a "Dick Shifty" by the coffee pot?
Dick Shifty by noodlesg December 14, 2008