shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburgers and dick cheese by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

Hobo's dick cheese 

1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.

1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-

Hobo's dick cheese by lez grosman January 1, 2009

Dick cheese 

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.

I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!

Dick cheese by dickcheese6969 June 7, 2016

nigga dick cheese 

Nigga dick cheese is where someone with a bbc rubs their dick in cheese and eats the cheese after

Did you see Jackson eat that nigga dick cheese last night?

nigga dick cheese by Bigga nigga man March 6, 2019

Dick Cheese Jones 

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

Dick Cheese Jones by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

dick cheese 

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

dick cheese by goliathancient July 29, 2018

Dick cheese 

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.

1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."

Dick cheese by xakkun August 23, 2012