Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010

Feed Demetri 

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

Demetria 

A sexy,thicc,and smart girl with a attitude. Who loves people and takes shit from nobody. Super loyal, will never switch up on ya

Jamee:Oh look there go Demetria

Aerial:Yea she is so pretty
Jamee:Yea but she got a bad attitude

Aerial:atleast she’s nice, I talked to her and she seemed very loyal.

Demetria by Arizoni March 24, 2019

Demetria 

Someone who is so sweet, very big hearted, beautiful, someone who's able to keep a smile on you face just by looking into her bright hazel eyes, a wonderful singer or even her voice all together is just outstanding, plus she got da booty! And she admires music too

"Wow your bae is a good singer"

"Yup that's my demetria"

Demetria by YOlOSwAg420 May 21, 2015

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

Demetrick 

A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special". Most people think Demetrick is a pretty cool name.

Demetrick is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy.

Demetrick is my best friend

Demetrick by Demi😊 January 11, 2017

Pulling a Demetri 

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.

Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.

Pulling a Demetri by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008