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Da Vinci 

n. informal reference to Leonardo da Vinci.
v. to hack or grok.
n 1. Da Vinci was a genius of the Enlightenment.
n 2. "I da vinci my muthafuken way through school."
Da Vinci by brusky April 15, 2005

da vinci 

An old mad who likes to eat men
Are you da vinci yup and imma eat your ligaments.
da vinci by gabeitch6969 April 22, 2021

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

Da Vinci Chode 

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.
"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

Da Vinci Load 

Da Vinci Load is actually a porno parody thats more entertaining the Da Vinci code novel or the movie combined. I jacked off 3 times while watching it
Matt: So how do you like the Da Vinci Load??

James: fap fap fap.....

Da Vinci Code 

A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.
Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.