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Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.
The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.
cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008
Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.
You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.
cuntsmack by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

CuntStalk 

A cunt that keeps growing into a larger cunt over time.
Billy is a real Cuntstalk man I used to be able to stand him but now he’s gotten too bad.
CuntStalk by NOVA- January 22, 2019

Cuntstitution 

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

Cuntstrick 

cuntstrick an immoral dirty tactic or action.
Tony Blair has pulled a right cuntstrick on the people of the UK.