Iowa Crunch Bar 

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

Iowa Crunch Bar by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Crunchy Granola Bar 

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

Crunchy Granola Bar by deltacircle August 2, 2010

barbie crunch 

Another word for the death drop. You know how a Barbie doll could put their legs all the way back it’s like that.

Danm she did the Barbie crunch...
Yeah that must hurt.

barbie crunch by Alewi_21 January 5, 2019

crunchbang 

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

crunchbang by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

crunchbang 

1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"

Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.

crunchbang by C_House October 31, 2009

Crunchberry 

When fucking a man in the ass missionary style, and sucking his cock at the same time.

The other day I gave Cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!

Crunchberry by John Bergeron May 2, 2007

Crunchberries 

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.

I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.

Crunchberries by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018