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Chonking 

When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.
my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
Chonking by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

cranking it 

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation
I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.
cranking it by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

CRANKING THE HOG 

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.
BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

Cranking the hog 

To crank your hog aggressively rev your motorcycle at someone.
I saw a chick with a fat ass, so I began cranking the hog at her to get her to turn my way.

Cranking 

To cry and wank at the same time.
"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"
Cranking by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008