Cresting an Acorn 

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

Cresting an Acorn by Timithin November 24, 2020

Cresting an Acorn 

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

Cresting an Acorn by Timithin November 24, 2020

Crexting 

A type of multitasking in which one texts another on his or her mobile device while taking a crap.

Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!

Crexting by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010

Thin-crusting 

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

Thin-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

Shallow chesting 

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.

“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting”

“Who the fuck are you?”

Shallow chesting by Naltica December 16, 2020

Creating 

The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.

I am creating my day and my life; and it will be wonderful.

Creating by Lileelicious October 9, 2008

crusting 

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

crusting by stairwellsister June 7, 2018