Cream of nut soup 

Spunk, cum, the hot steaming load!

Mary was indecisive what to have for starters at the restaraunt... After peering down her ample cleavage the Waiter cleared his throat and enquired ''Would madam care for a healthy portion of Cream of nut soup?''

Cream of nut soup by Fanimani April 19, 2009

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

Cream of Vegetable Soup by Spazmax October 4, 2009

cream of mushroom soup 

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

cream of menstrual soup 

The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.

Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.

cream of menstrual soup by Sexygirl87 September 17, 2010

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Zein July 1, 2006

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by teddykreuger October 21, 2025