Corwin 

Corwin is a moron and tries to find happiness in every situation but you can be an idiot to his family and friends and other people on the bus also Corwin is a moron he looks like he's gay but hey we don't talk about that he always weares yellow. He look ugly to.

Corwin is a dumass

Corwin by Bou41 June 11, 2018

corwin 

corwin loves tory

i am corwin, who is in love with tory, who is writing this now. as evidence that i was enough the whole time. and now you are free. dont question this gift, enjoy it. understand it. believe it. you are invited.

corwin by Turtleheimer January 25, 2023

Corwin 

This guy is literally him. Bro has ever hat known to man and has the best style you will ever see. Top hats, Fedoras, Trilbies, that one Sherlock Holmes hat, a British Desert Army Helmet, even a Toad hat (from the Mario franchise).

He’s also insane. This guy is extremely unpredictable. Tread with caution. Being a Ginger doesn’t help. Man has no soul.

Also, DO NOT let him cook.

Skill set: Intellect, Style, Charisma (kinda), Philosophy

Weaknesses: Cooking, Height (short), Ginger, Athletics, Patience

I heard Corwin has another new hat. This guy gets a new one every few weeks.

Corwin by Chrisper November 22, 2023

Corwin International Magnet School

Corwin International Magnet School, aka CIMS, is a school full of emo soft boys, fort nite players, vsco girls and hoes. Do not recommend. Did not make friends until 8th grade. Ugh

Corwin International Magnet School is full of drugs. Help me. I WANT OUT.

Corwin International Magnet School by A white cracker November 7, 2019

Corwin Hotshot 

When a older man (preferably a "Corwin") cuts a slit in his dickhead and analy rapes a jewish infant. He then pulls out his shit-infested, yeast covered, and blood soaked little penis out of the infant's asshole and makes a hitler mustache on the childs face. He then proceeds to splooge shit, cum, blood, and yeast in one of the childs holes (This acts like a glaze or sauce to cover a uncooked chicken) and tosses it into an oven preheated to 2000 degrees and munches on it.

Bill got arrested for doing a Corwin Hotshot today.

Corwin Hotshot by CivilGrant May 15, 2024

jeff corwin 

Jeff corwin is the gay animal biologist.He is beyond "diffrent" often appearing in short shorts and refrencing weird things with animals

Dude did you watch the jeff corwin experience in science? Dude is so gay

jeff corwin by imtherealestrealuevasee May 22, 2016

corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.

Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.

corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012