Conniption

Rage, Anger, or something that Hawkwood has.

Gives me conniptions...

Conniption by seesnaw February 23, 2018

Cognitohazard 

Any information, event, place or person that is a mental hazard to see, hear or study. Doing so will only anger you or harm you.

Nikocado Avocado is a cognitohazard.

Cognitohazard by Doctor Jekyll Spielmann October 21, 2021

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

narcissistic cannibal by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

Conniptions 

something that is given to you when you realise being Unkindled is worthless

Well your not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Cant even die right.
Gives me conniptions

Conniptions by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Cognitive enhancers 

Cognitive enhancers (smart drugs) are supplements, herbs, foods, and drugs which enhances cognition. Some Cognitive enhancers reduce anxiety. Some Cognitive enhancers give you energy and focus. Some Cognitive enhancers enhance memory. Some Cognitive enhancers enhance wakefulness.

Cognitive enhancers that give you wakefulness: Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide)
Cognitive enhancers that give you memory: Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Oxyracetam, Piracetam, N-Acetyl-Selank, Semax.
Cognitive enhancers that gives you energy: 4F-MPH, Adderall, Ritalin, Khat (has cathinone and cathine), Caffeine and B Vitamins, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed, Prolintane, a-PVP. Stack stimulants with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (Tropoflavin) to prevent any brain damage.
Cognitive enhancers that reduces anxiety: Propranolol (also good for PTSD and stage fright), Etizolam, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Afobazole.
Cognitive enhancers that help with socialization: IndanylAminoPropane (mild), MDEA, Blue Molly.
Other Cognitive enhancers: Fish, Omega 3's, Vitamin D3, B Vitamins, Ashwaghanda, Ginkgo, Kava, Kratom (relaxes you, kills pain, give you energy, and makes you happier), eugeroic king NZT (with Flodafinil).

Cognitive enhancers by CognitiveFuel March 18, 2023

Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.

Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."

Cognitive Recalibration by Bieber H8R June 22, 2015

Cognitive science 

A multidisciplinary subject composed of neuroscience, linguistics, computer science, philosophy and psychology that studies the mind.

"So what do you study?"
"Cognitive science."
"So you are going to be a psychologist?"
"No."

Cognitive science by Senethys November 28, 2014