Competition psychosis

An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.

Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.

Dude 2: They lost by 40.

Dude 1: The refs hated us.

Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.

by DDJudge December 18, 2012

competitional

To be competitive and not know the correct word to define it.

Sorry to get so serious during the game, I'm just really competitional.

by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011

aerobic commuting

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Urban Dictionary Competitor

Person who tries to get the most words approved on Urban Dictionary

She got five words approved on urban dictionary. She is an urban dictionary competitor!!

by Docmbc448 November 8, 2013

Cloud Computing

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

by xelanil March 21, 2011

competize

When everything is going well but one person says/does something to change everything

"Yo boys let's get rowdy tonight!" "Naah man, gotta do this assignment." "BRO WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COMPETIZE?"

"Yo we still getting sushi today as we agreed 3 years ago?" "Naah sorry guys today is hot yoga day" "STOP COMPETIZING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH."

by rslslsl March 3, 2016