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Gobble my Coggle 

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*
"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle
Gobble my Coggle by YungHoratio February 17, 2019
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1. The act of a man pleasuring himself. As oppossed to twoggle.

2. Not just limited to one person however, it may involve multiple people and they can be referred to as coggle companions, involved in this "group coggling session"

-Not generally conjugated in spanish like twoggle but, in some random cases it can be

ex. twoggliendo
twogglemente
and/or coggle
"Hey, how much longer until we have to go to our FCAT rooms?"
"Umm, i don't know, why?"
"D'ya think i have enough time to go coggle??
coggle by Kenny Johnson March 12, 2007
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The slang term for a person affected with Penile Scrotal Coggloriotus. A disease which actually separates the two testicles found within the male scrotum into four separate, smaller testicles. The two original testis will tend to be somewhat larger than their counterparts but the size differential rarely exceeds 60%-40% when compared to the original mass of the original two testis.
After being diagnosed, Tod kept the fact he was now a Coggler to himself.
coggler by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003
All the other definitions of coggle are wrong. Coggle is when one dumps any drink down one's ass, then sucks it back into the container then proceeds to drink it.
Cletus brewed some premium coggle from Janet's ass.
Coggle by Vermilion December 15, 2008
All the other definitions of coggle are wrong. Coggle is when one dumps any drink down one's ass, then sucks it back into the container then proceeds to drink it.
Cletus brewed some premium coggle from Janet's ass.
Coggle by Vermilion December 25, 2008
Also, an alternative definition is a crazed individual who fetishes over the male repoductive system that has been deformed through the infection of Penile Scrotal Coggloriotus..
1. sussie has a major fetish for coggler balls. she loves to lick the deformed ball sac.

2. Jamie would only rock the coggler cock, she loved the feel of 4 balls beneath her bit.
coggler by The-Clasp September 24, 2003
When one has 2 balls, then are separated into 4.
Richie is a coggler,therefore,he has 4 sparate balls and likes to feel on them constantly.
coggler by You Know Who September 25, 2003