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Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009
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cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.
"you sir, are a cockstrangler."
cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008
a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.
Cockatron by The Anarchist June 11, 2003

Cockspring 

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.
My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.
Cockspring by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

Cockstoned 

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cockston 

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"
cockston by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008

cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.
At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"
cocktronic by razziembessai August 2, 2007