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clamping the cooch 

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

Clamping the Ham 

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
Clamping the Ham by Danoman January 4, 2021

clamping on the beads 

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"
"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

Gorilla clamping 

When a girl squeezes her vagina during sex to give the illusion of a tight vagina.
That gorilla clamping had me nutting in seconds.

cleavage-clamping 

Verb. When a female is giving a male head and the male squirts his man juices on her chest then presses the boobies together using the juices as a glue, (this should give what appears to be cleavage.)
Hey baby I heard cleavage-clamping totally makes your tits look bigger.
cleavage-clamping by Ron O'Neal April 22, 2008

frog clamping 

a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.
"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"
frog clamping by ben head November 8, 2006