diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.

diarrhea Christmas lights by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021

finding the christmas lights

looking for christmas lights to make a noose.

i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.

finding the christmas lights by german fuel June 17, 2018

christmas tree lights 

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

christmas tree lights by Jake February 17, 2005

christmas light show 

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.

We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!

christmas light show by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

Christmas Lightmare by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

Christian Lights 

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

Christian Lights by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

christmas tree light bitch 

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.

Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

christmas tree light bitch by Ben Munley February 8, 2009