Christian

He is a really kind hearted person, and really easy to talk to. Anyone can go talk to him and he'll make them feel better. He's the friend anyone wants. He is cute and most girls like him, but yet doesn't have a girlfriend. Has a few close friends girls and boys. He is shorter than everyone else but he is still the best friend you could ever ask for:). Everyone loves Christian.

Christian is so nice. He's my best friend.

Christian by Tapatony May 16, 2017

Christian

Little boy. Smol and skinny, half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. Fucking dumbass loser.

Christian beat the shit out of me yesterday

Christian by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019

Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.

Girl 1: I want Christian to be my bf
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him

Christian by NG1234 December 12, 2018

christian

Christian is a girl who is insanely beautiful. She loves people and her community but sometimes doesn't show it. She loves to talk but is shy at first. She is romantic and loving and is always there for her mans. She is brave and always makes the first move. She is sometimes called a hoe because she's regarded as "easy" but in reality, she's doesn't give two shits about what people say. She's a bad bitch who knows what she wants. Be careful around Christian because once you piss her off, drop her, or do her dirty, she'll be on your back. She's quick to analyze you and she'll know your secrets before you even tell her. She's the kind of girl to stay quiet and listen to all your shit but when the time comes, she's gonna expose you and hit you where it hurts the most. If you hurt her, she'll be sad for maybe a couple of hours but her comeback game is strong. Because Christian knows that one point she didn't even know you. Christian is irreplaceable.

Dave: "Why don't you have a boyfriend mama?"
Christian: "Cause I have standards. Either step up or the step the fuck out."

christian by icantevenbreathe May 31, 2018

Christian

Christian is unstoppable and can't be stopped by anyone in his way. If you are in his way he will cross you over straight to the grave yard and then throw the ball off the back board catch it and DUNK that sh*t all on your face.

Christian is the realist nigga ever!!

Christian by Tongahzz March 14, 2017

Christian

A very dank meme who always know when it's a trap

Jeff: I got scammed yesterday :(

Bob: you should've asked Christian before signing up

Christian by Coacroach911 September 30, 2018

christian

a guy you can spill your guts to with no fear of anyone else finding out. the wisest idiot you have ever met. he isnt perfect, and may have made a few mistakes, but he knows it and tries to learn from it and move on. he is extremely insightful, and when you talk to him you feel like he knows exactly what you are thinking before you say it. Has the most beautiful eyes of any boy you have ever met, and you have to watch yourself so you dont end up staring.. bear hugs are always welcome, because they make you feel like you are wrapped up in love and safety no matter your current situation in life and you forget your feet are on the ground. sarcasm drips from everything he says but that just makes you adore him more. he loves music with all he is, especially hardcore. he works hard and long to provide for his future, and for that you respect him. when you need him he appears at any time of day or night. he can be full of himself and really stupid sometimes. his self-esteem level goes to the negatives and he seems to jump from girl to girl, which drives you absolutely insane, but in the end you know you will stay. he says he cares about you, but sometimes you wonder if he genuinely means it. during the hardest times of your year, you stay up late and think about your conversations. you cant help but smile. he is your guardian angel. and though the world doesnt accept him, he wants to break down the walls of stereotypes and make his mark before he goes.

christian: he doesnt love you. and you dont love him.
you:why do you say that?
christian: because we arent who we are supposed to be yet. no one is. so why fall for someone who doesnt exist?

christian by xxkill_the_eggrollsxx November 22, 2010