Chris Hansen 

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.

Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.

Chris Hansen by disc.inc. December 20, 2010

Chris Hansen 

The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.

Chris Hansen is my enemy.

I'm not really a pedophile, by the way. I'll only be one when I begin to get desperate ;)

Chris Hansen has a weird but cool voice too.

Chris Hansen by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008

Chris Hansen 

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.

Chris Hansen by napalmninja October 26, 2009

Chris Hansen 

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

Chris Hansen by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022

Chris Hansen 

The best human to ever live. He exposes predators and gets them arrested. He is the greatest human to ever exist and always restores my faith in this broken world.

Chris Hansen is a legend

Chris Hansen by Y'all are Stupid December 1, 2020

Chris Hansen 

A child molester.
Pedophile catching pedophile.

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.

Chris Hansen by Chris hacker January 10, 2010

Chris Hansen 

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".

Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.

Chris Hansen by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009