choosing
choosing by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005
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Choosing Beggar
Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )
CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )
Person ( M )
CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )
Choosing Beggar by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020
Your bitch is choosing
When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.
Your bitch is choosing by killatello February 21, 2011
chopting
act of inuslting
synonyms:
1.sounding
2.the dozens
3.insulting
4.ranking
word heard from pilot episode of Welcome Back Kotter
synonyms:
1.sounding
2.the dozens
3.insulting
4.ranking
word heard from pilot episode of Welcome Back Kotter
chopting examples:
up your nose with a rubber hose
off my case toilet face
in your socks with a pound of locks
in your ear with a can of beer
up your nose with a rubber hose
off my case toilet face
in your socks with a pound of locks
in your ear with a can of beer
chopting by THEUNKNOWNperson December 24, 2008
Chooling
chooping
Playing chess while pooping
Boris: Why do you always grab your phone off your desk before heading to the bathroom?
Bobby: Because why poop, when you can choop?
Boris: Chooping? Ohhh... I get it.
Bobby: Because why poop, when you can choop?
Boris: Chooping? Ohhh... I get it.
chooping by ButtPimplePopper January 20, 2015