Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Chorgling 

The act of e-fellatio on someone who is worshiped for their skill at video games or other online pursuits.

Bob was totally chorgling Dave because of that 15 player kill streak.

Chorgling by Xusom May 6, 2020

Closet Cobbing 

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

Closet Cobbing by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Chobblegobbler

A username for someone who love banjo playing

Chobblergobbler: Banjo playing at 0:19 is a’ight
Andy: Internet, calm down! I must’ve really connected with this guy. I mean that’s a guy’s name right? Chobblegobbler?

Chobblegobbler by Chobblegobbler April 6, 2020

chodeling

1. The un-savory acts performed by a Chode Yodler
2. The offspring of a Chode Yodler

1. "did you hear Kyle was caught chodeling Steve in the locker room?"
2. "Samantha gave birth to her little chodeling last week."

chodeling by simple_inhibition May 9, 2008

Hobbling 

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011