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Where Americans go to play because they couldn't make it big in the NFL
Milt Stegall lost his job in Cincinnati as #85 which is now Chad Johnson's number and now plays in the CFL (might retire).
CFL by Kylowned December 26, 2007
“Hey do you wanna be in my CFL?”
“Damn, there’s some snakes in my CFL..”
CFL by NoClutches June 28, 2020
CFL can be the slang term for 'Confused for life'
"You make me CFL"

"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece. #CFL" - Macduff, Macbeth (William Shakespeare)
CFL by CFL4EVA January 21, 2013
The Canadian Football League. It is so much better then the NFL and more exciting.Players dont get paid huge contracts for playing 16 games which is retarded. Players get paid 800,000 dollars which in my mind an awsome salary. The only differences between the NFL and CFL are: CFL has a slimmer field but longer. CFL has 3 Downs and 12 players instead of 11, we also have bigger footballs.
Stupid American: I watched my Sandiego Chargers lose again

Smart Canadian: I watched my Ottawa Renegades beat the Montreal Alouettes in double O.T.

Stupid American: Why watch the CFL? it sucks

Smart Canadian: Our balls are bigger :)
CFL by Renegades Fan July 14, 2005
Crappy Football League. A Canadian football league with only 8 teams and 6 make it to the playoffs. A place for NFL rejects and no talent Canadians to shine. Any Canadian with talent will go to the NFL (i.e. Doug Flutie, Mark Rypien, etc.)

The size of the football is a monstrosity. Old and washed up bums continue to play in the Crappy Football League.
American: So you watch football?

Canadian: Yeah I watch the CFL.

American: Oh the Crappy Football League that they have up North? LOL, how is that league exciting when theres only 8 teams and they're always playing against each other. Go watch real football like the NFL.

Canadian: OK
CFL by Ban Gua November 8, 2009
a football league starting with five teams and has since lost one due to lack of interest. The season runs on varying schedules the 2010 cup has since been won by the pitman team. The cup was awarded on 31/8.
man: hey jamie whats the stats on the cfl?

jamie: looking into it taking the tippings tomorrow.
cfl by pieface6547512 September 4, 2010